Monday, May 5, 2008

Top Ten Stupid Laws

New York (Staten Island) - You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.

Florida -It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Michigan -A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

Pennsylvania - Cars cannot be sold on Sundays.

California - No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

South Carolina - It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.

West Virginia - Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present

Louisiana - Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

Illinois - You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

Colorado - It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.

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